our new friend.....Ken

Lately I have been venturing a little further from home in order to obtain work and have made a new friend - Ken - who is attached to the windscreen of the car and tells me when exactly how to get to places I have never been to before. Without Ken I would by now have run off the road trying to balance a street directory on my lap whilst trying to work out where the hell I am. Ken comes with me wherever I go (he can't stay in the car as total strangers want to own him!) and never gets stressed or raises his voice or gets shitty when I don't obey his instructions (must be something in he name?!)And the best part..... Ken has an Aussie accent! For those who haven't guessed, Ken (and his other friends)is a tom-tom ie portable satellite navigation system or sat-nav. Could be useful in Bangalow.....